Pushy People

I was recently at blues fest and I found out that there are a lot of pushy and rude people. I was near the stage where everyone was kinda standing and dancing and many people that wanted to get through would just smash into you. I thought it was rude and i think people should get your attention so that you can move to let them through. That would be the decent thing to do. But people suck so that won't happen...

 

Two faced People

I really dislike people who totally change according to who they are with. Especially people who act like total assholes to their "friends" around other people. I mean come on, if you are really embarrassed to have this person as a friend why are you leading them around like that. All you are doing is being an ass and most likely making enemies. If you do this please stop and just act like yourself around everyone. Do you really want to have relationships based on lies?

 

The Types of People that Piss me Off:

Slow people - people who take a long ass time to do stuff annoy the hell outta me. I mean, should it really take an hour to pack your purse and change your clothes? No!

Stupid people - I can't stand stupid people. It's really hard to talk to them and they don't understand ANYTHING.

I know this may make me sound like an ass... but I really don't care. I always put up with these people. I may seem all fine on the outside when I deal with these people but on the inside I'm screaming.

I really have NOTHING to rave about because this world SUCKS!

"One day the world will end and whoever doesn't die will be hurled into the sun!" - me

"If you're in a bad situation don't worry it'll change, If you're in a good situation don't worry it'll change" - don't know

"mmm... Legolas" - basically any straight or bi female (or gay or bi males for that matter) that saw The Lord of the Rings

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am" - don't know

"I'm sotally tober" -don't know

"I swear to drunk I'm not god" - don't know

"Peace love rock'n'roll, speed weed birth control, life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the all and lets get high" - a friend who got it from somewhere"

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest" - don't know

"Jumping around like a mouse in a plastic bag" - me

"And the beluga sang to us over the cloud of the dancing pigs" - I think it was Mel.

"You laugh, I swear, good times good times" - me and Mel

"Don't piss in the wind" - I dunno 

"Why do people travel up big buildings to put Money into a telescope to see things on the ground?" - I dunno

"Eating or Sex? Personally I prefer eating because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds" - fresh prince of Bel-air

"You have to peel the carrots before you put the cat in the grass. But if you put the cat in the grass the trees will run away." -Mel for first sentence me for second

"When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people will be dissapointed to discover they aren't it" - I dunno

"Milkcrates make boring pets" - chicken soup for the teenage soul II

"Touch me I'm weird" - some song

"If I don't make it out of here alive... tell my dad... he's weird" - Timmy (fairly odd parents)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, milk, coffee, eggs" - Leo (that 70s show)

"Why does that frizbee look like it's getting closer, then it hit me" - I dunno

"Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world" - I dunno

"Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and I'll drink whatever comes out'?" - I dunno

"Who was the first person t say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out it's butt'?" - I dunno

"If Jimmy cracks corn and know one cares, why is there a song about him?" - I dunno

"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?" - I dunno

"what do you want?"  "fuck you" - happened at timmy's ... some guy asked the question... fuck you was my response

"why would you need a penis enlarger?" "well, I might have a boyfriend with a small pecker" - me

"Aww, I got coffee on my fuzzy ass hair!" - me (i spilt coffee on my fuzzy steering wheel cover... that's apparently made outta my ass hair)

"BOOBS!" - john (yelled it through a car window at melissa)

"floor bad, puke bad, ronnie good, ronnie ronnie good wife" Steve, said something like this when he was really really drunk at the hospital.