Amusing Quotes:
"One day the world will end and whoever doesn't die will be hurled into the sun!" - me
"If you're in a bad situation don't worry it'll change, If you're in a good situation don't worry it'll change" - don't
know
"mmm... Legolas" - basically any straight or bi female (or gay or bi males for that matter) that saw The
Lord of the Rings
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am" - don't know
"I'm sotally tober" -don't know
"I swear to drunk I'm not god" - don't know
"Peace love rock'n'roll, speed weed birth control, life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the all and lets get
high" - a friend who got it from somewhere"
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest" - don't know
"Jumping around like a mouse in a plastic bag" - me
"And the beluga sang to us over the cloud of the dancing pigs" - I think it was Mel.
"You laugh, I swear, good times good times" - me and Mel
"Don't piss in the wind" - I dunno
"Why do people travel up big buildings to put Money into a telescope to see things on the ground?" - I dunno
"Eating or Sex? Personally I prefer eating because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds" - fresh prince of Bel-air
"You have to peel the carrots before you put the cat in the grass. But if you put the cat in the grass the trees will
run away." -Mel for first sentence me for second
"When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people will be dissapointed to discover they aren't it" - I
dunno
"Milkcrates make boring pets" - chicken soup for the teenage soul II
"Touch me I'm weird" - some song
"If I don't make it out of here alive... tell my dad... he's weird" - Timmy (fairly odd parents)
"Roses are red, violets are blue, milk, coffee, eggs" - Leo (that 70s show)
"Why does that frizbee look like it's getting closer, then it hit me" - I dunno
"Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world" - I dunno
"Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and I'll drink
whatever comes out'?" - I dunno
"Who was the first person t say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out it's butt'?"
- I dunno
"If Jimmy cracks corn and know one cares, why is there a song about him?" - I dunno
"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom
is?" - I dunno
"what do you want?" "fuck you" - happened at timmy's ... some guy asked the question... fuck you was my response
"why would you need a penis enlarger?" "well, I might have a boyfriend with a small pecker" - me
"Aww, I got coffee on my fuzzy ass hair!" - me (i spilt coffee on my fuzzy steering wheel cover... that's apparently
made outta my ass hair)
"BOOBS!" - john (yelled it through a car window at melissa)
"floor bad, puke bad, ronnie good, ronnie ronnie good wife" Steve, said something like this when he was really really
drunk at the hospital.